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Wednesday, February 16th, 2011
10:37 am
Malaysia tiger mauling stopped by wife with soup ladle
Once again, the inherent superiority of lions is shown.

A man has been rescued from a near-fatal attack by a tiger in northern Malaysia by his wife.

She entered the fray wielding a wooden soup ladle at the tiger - which fled.

To scare off a lion, it would take at least a rolling pin or meat mallet.
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
7:19 am
Monday, February 25th, 2008
8:06 pm
It's not tigers Cliff Richard wants to frot, is it?

Actually, as you were.
6:03 pm
5:58 pm
Thursday, May 18th, 2006
1:53 pm
Germans unfairly snub lions
The company producing the mascot for this year's World Cup has declared itself bankrupt after the toy failed to score with consumers.

Nici paid 28 million euros ($36m; £19m) for the sole rights to "Goleo", a football-kit-wearing lion.
However, it seems to have scored an own goal by choosing a mascot that has little connection to Germany, whose national symbol is an eagle.
I propose we organise a boycott of German goods, and impose import duties on things like bratwurst and sauerkraut. In the interests of fairness, and showing that we're not racist, German beer will be subsidised.
Thursday, May 11th, 2006
7:09 pm
Ignore the scurrilous intimations of the superiority of tigers that have just appeared on misc. We have all the best writers, and all the best cooks.
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005
9:23 pm
Lions are best.
How many tigers have played the starring role in a film based on a classic series of children's books, eh?
Thursday, September 1st, 2005
11:05 am
The truth

You may have seen this picture before and heard some guff about it being the "World's Ugliest Dog", but my contacts in the LIA tell me that in fact this is all a desperate cover story put about by stripist counter-revolutionaries. In reality, this is what t*gers look like without their make-up.

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005
12:17 pm
Saturday, July 9th, 2005
7:45 pm
We are bloodied but unbowed

This was posted in a slightly different context by (fuck, can't remember now, hang on...) stroppy_prof, but I think it's a fitting riposte to the recent outrage perpetrated upon our own sweet Taupe community, and it saves me having to be arsed to do on-err...I mean...and I know it has helped me overcome the trauma I suffered from seeing it on a computer monitor that was within at least a thousand miles of the, erm, thing.

Thursday, July 7th, 2005
12:54 am
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Wednesday, July 6th, 2005
11:49 pm
Monday, June 27th, 2005
4:28 pm
Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
5:41 pm
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